Uniformity

They say that beauty is symmetry – Eyes perfectly spaced. They say that beauty is uniformity – Every hair, perfectly placed. They say that beauty is structure – A foundation perfectly laid. They say that beauty is pattern – A formation, perfectly played. They say that beauty is silence – Words, silent on plump lips.…

Words, A Poem

A poem to the one I love. __________________________________________ They say that words are daggers, Each comes with sharpened tip. With hearts their worldly target, From careless hands they slip.   They say that words are mountains, Roots deep within your mind, Once they’re home upon your page, To the world they bind.   They say…

Work + Halloween = Silly Poetry

Since Halloween falls during the work week, my office has decided to host a department-wide potluck to celebrate the ghouls and goblins and their day of play. To announce the potluck to the staff, I decided to do a play off of Twas the Night Before Christmas and get a few giggles from my team.…

Is it Laziness? Or Energy Storage for the Future?

It’s hard to believe that just three weeks ago I completed my BFA in Creative Writing. After nearly two and a half years and thousands of pages written, I’ve accomplished my goal of completing a second Bachelors. I had established several grand goals for the weeks following the ceremony, such as reading through a stack…

A silly poem: The Keyboard Shutdown

In an effort to garner some laughter in the office, I always try to send out a short poem or song to my department whenever I announce that I’m the M.O.D. for the evening. I normally aim for a parody of the current hit songs (Call Me, Maybe? was a hit), classic Disney melodies, or…

A new poem: Wednesday Night

I don’t really have an introduction for this poem, other than the fact that it’s not my usual, optimistic self. My apologies, in advance, for the language used. _________________________________________________ Wednesday Night   “You’ll love your first time,” she said, a knowing wink, a lustful grin. “I did.”   Shanelle, breasts and ass bursting forth, cantaloupes…

Publication: Huffington Post

Last week my article, “I Lost Weight,” was published on the Huffington Post. For those of you that may not follow my secondary blog, The Memoirs of a Yo-Yo Dieter, I have quite a history with my weight, my body image, and an eating disorder. I use my Memoirs blog to discuss the ups and…

Issue 2: Infinite Press

Issue two of Infinite Press is out! My dear friend Merethe Walther and I cowrote a poem together, which was not only selected for publication, it also received the coveted Editor’s Choice award! Go check it out by clicking here! I also had an edited photo featured in the Photography section, so make sure you…

DONE!

Today, Sunday the 29th, marks the last day of my full-time student status. I can’t believe it’s finally over. I feel like the last two and a half years has flown by and the fact that graduation is just a few days away is equally exciting and terrifying. I find myself logging into the portal,…

Last Assignment for School

So, our last assignment for school was to perform a SWOT analysis, viewing ourselves as a business. Based on what we learned about our strengths, weaknesses, opportunities, and threats, we were then supposed to discuss our short and long term goals post-graduation. Rather than preparing an essay (which, Lord knows, we’ve done plenty of in…