This Post Will Offend
If you’re a devout Christian – and/or you believe in the Old Testament as pure fact and 100% accurate – I suggest you don’t read this post.
For the DBZ: Bees Interrupt the Commander-in-Chief!
Credits: all scripting prepared by Victoria Elizabeth (Producer, April 2015), edited by Carmen Perez (executive producer). Created for exclusive use by The Daily Buzz, Mojo Brands Media. Interview conducted by Lance Smith.
For the DBZ: Hair Modeling!
I had the opportunity to be a guinea pig for Jessica Reyes on The Daily Buzz today! She demonstrated two simple, yet oh-so-gorgeous options for glamorizing your holiday look with hair extensions. Credits: None. I was merely a willing participant in this particular segment! Created for exclusive use by The Daily Buzz, Mojo Brands Media.…
For the DBZ: National American Beer Day Trivia!
Credits: all research and scripting prepared by Victoria Elizabeth (October 2014), edited by Carmen Perez (executive producer). Created for exclusive use by The Daily Buzz, Mojo Brands Media. Performed by Jessica Reyes, Kristen Aldridge, Jared Cotter, and Derek Zeigler.
Beauty by Jess: ON TV!
I had the opportunity to be a guinea pig for Jessica Reyes on The Daily Buzz today! It was a blast, and I’ve never smelled more tropical. Credits: None. I was merely a willing participant in this particular segment! More to come! ~ Victoria Elizabeth
Work + Halloween = Silly Poetry
Since Halloween falls during the work week, my office has decided to host a department-wide potluck to celebrate the ghouls and goblins and their day of play. To announce the potluck to the staff, I decided to do a play off of Twas the Night Before Christmas and get a few giggles from my team.…
A silly poem: The Keyboard Shutdown
In an effort to garner some laughter in the office, I always try to send out a short poem or song to my department whenever I announce that I’m the M.O.D. for the evening. I normally aim for a parody of the current hit songs (Call Me, Maybe? was a hit), classic Disney melodies, or…
Happy Birthday, Lindsey! (A Song Parody)
The following parody is in honor of my sister-in-law, the beautiful Lindsey Piant Perez. “I’ll Be There for You” Sung to the tune of “I’ll Make Love to You” by Boyz II Men. Grab the ice, make a drink And prepare for party time, For today it’s rum and lime, We’re gonna celebrate,…
Reblogging from Merethe: Some Irritating Facts About Being an Unpublished Author
Some Irritating Facts About Being an Unpublished Author. My good friend Merethe recently wrote this article and it’s probably one of the most hilarious – and accurate – accounts of the process for getting an agent/publisher I’ve read in a long time. As someone getting closer and closer to graduation and the “real world” of…
A Parody of “Call Me, Maybe”
For those that don’t know, I work at a college in the Admissions Department. My team handles enrollment and paperwork processing from students all over the world, so it can get a little tedious/repetitive every now and then. To break the monotony, I write silly poems, limericks, and other nonsense whenever I alert the team…
Victoria Elizabeth Ann 