Happy Birthday, Lindsey! (A Song Parody)

The following parody is in honor of my sister-in-law, the beautiful Lindsey Piant Perez.

 

“I’ll Be There for You”

Sung to the tune of “I’ll Make Love to You” by Boyz II Men.

 
Grab the ice, make a drink
And prepare for party time,
For today it’s rum and lime,
We’re gonna celebrate,
‘Cause Tori’s ’bout to rhyme.
 
Pour some wine, have a shot,
Girl, it’s time to get you drunk!
I commit to get you crunk –
But don’t worry –
Your sister’s ready for some funk.
 
I’ll be there for you,
When you need me to.
I’ll hold your hair tight,
When you puke through the night!
I’ll be DD for you,
When you need me to,
And I’ll drive you home,
When you want me to.
 
Lindz relax, let’s go slow
You ain’t got nowhere to go.
It’s your birthday today –
Girl, are you ready?
 
It’s going to be a fun night!
Throw your work to the side,
I’m gonna throw mine away, too –
I’ve made plans just to party with you!
Girl, anything you ask, I’ll make it true!
 
I’ll be there for you,
When you need me to.
I’ll hold your hair tight,
When you puke through the night!
I’ll be DD for you,
When you need me to,
And I’ll drive you home,
When you want me to.
 
Lindsey, tonight is your night
And you deserve to be bright,
Here’s a drink to your right,
Any beverage you want,
I’ll have it in sight!

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I love you, Lindsey, and I hope you had a good chuckle! 🙂

~ Victoria Elizabeth

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