I don’t have much to say today other than the fact that I’ve submitted an article to Cracked Magazine [www.cracked.com] and I am hoping – wishing! – that it gets selected for publication.

It is absolutely outside of my normal writing style – it’s sarcastic, vulgar, and downright hilarious, if I do say so myself. It was a blast to write and I think I may be attracted to do more of this type of biting journalism in the future – assuming they are interested in my work. Even if they’re not, I may still pursue it and just post my work here. Who knows, maybe I can give Cracked a run for their money if I can attract an audience to my blog with my witty remarks, sexual innuendo, and perversity. I’ll have to work on that, of course, since I’m not a pervert by nature. I’m a quick study, though, so I’m sure I’ll pick it up.

Muah hahahahaha,

~ Victoria Elizabeth Ann