In an effort to garner some laughter in the office, I always try to send out a short poem or song to my department whenever I announce that I’m the M.O.D. for the evening. I normally aim for a parody of the current hit songs (Call Me, Maybe? was a hit), classic Disney melodies, or…
I don’t really have an introduction for this poem, other than the fact that it’s not my usual, optimistic self. My apologies, in advance, for the language used. _________________________________________________ Wednesday Night “You’ll love your first time,” she said, a knowing wink, a lustful grin. “I did.” Shanelle, breasts and ass bursting forth, cantaloupes…
Issue two of Infinite Press is out! My dear friend Merethe Walther and I cowrote a poem together, which was not only selected for publication, it also received the coveted Editor’s Choice award! Go check it out by clicking here! I also had an edited photo featured in the Photography section, so make sure you…
Image source: http://www.flickr.com/photos/dadoodle/6999296936/ The Floridian rain gets me down and produces a sense of melancholy, a rare acrimony I do not normally possess. I never know what to do with these emotions, as I so rarely feel them. Do I find a quiet room and cry? Do I look up a therapist on Google and…
For three consecutive nights, I’ve had disturbing, ominous nightmares. I’m a very happy, upbeat person by nature and I currently have no major stress in my life, so I’m not sure what the cause of these midnight hallucinations might be. I’ve often been told that when you dream of painful or dark things, it often…
Image Source: http://homehotel.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/558914_17615479.jpg ________________________________ In a strange mood tonight, I decided to channel a combination of emotions, frustrations, and angst into a new poem. It’s not my usual bubbly, optimistic self, so feel free to navigate away if you were looking for a chuckle. 🙂 ________________________________  And so it ends.  Not with an…
The following parody is in honor of my sister-in-law, the beautiful Lindsey Piant Perez. “I’ll Be There for You” Sung to the tune of “I’ll Make Love to You” by Boyz II Men.  Grab the ice, make a drink And prepare for party time, For today it’s rum and lime, We’re gonna celebrate,…
With your first breath, you stole our hearts. Perfection in its tiniest form, you hold us in your little hands. The love we feel for you is indefinable, permanent, and preponderant. Your eyes, gateways to a soul in its most innocent and purist form, I could look at you for hours. Your little toes, individually…
Since I’ve been inconsistent and sporadic with my posts the last month or so, I figured sharing a poem I wrote about inconsistency was fitting. Enjoy: In a lubricious world, I seek Stability. Â Concrete foundations, Crack Under even the most purposeful steps. Â Walls of stone and brick Crumble With the passing of the…
So, I’m officially in the last three days of my Spring Break. I’ve been pleasantly lazy, working on absolutely nothing and getting to bed at a reasonable hour every night. I’ve enjoyed being unproductive, but I don’t want to end my Spring Break without accomplishing something, so I’m going to call on my followers here…
Victoria Elizabeth Ann 
